4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Two and a Half Men - Season 1
Overview
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
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All Episodes in Season 1
1. Pilot
2. Big Flappy Bastards
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
9. Phase One, Complete
10. Merry Thanksgiving
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
16. That Was Saliva, Alan
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
23. Just Like Buffalo
24. Can You Feel My Finger?