"An immaculate obsession..."
Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Ted Whitley
Max Waters
Linda Turner
Colette
Gloria
Herb
Grace
Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Ted's Attorney
District Attorney
Judge William H. Converse
Judge Katherine Notch