Four weird guys from Russia seriously believe they are very important Freemasons. But one day they find out their Lodge should no longer exist. They don't agree and want to fight for their rights, they set out for a long journey to Siberia to find a mysterious Grand Master.

Master
Pavel
Jacob
Petr
Father John
Pavel's wife
barmaid
Evgeny (voice)
man in the village
boy in the library
girl in the sewing workshop
owner of the cheburechnaya