"There won't be a dry seat in the house!"
Broad satire and buffoonery presented as a series of movie trailers. Among the titles and subjects are: "The Howard Huge Story", "Skate-boarders from Hell", "The Invasion of the Penis Snatchers", Woody Allen (pre-Mia), movie trailer come-ons, Charlie Chaplin, war movies, Billy Jack. The source of the title is presented about an hour into the film.

Delmus
Warden
Army Nurse
Indian #1
Lefty
Buddy Hackett - S.T.O.P.-I.T. Spokesman
Lone Stranger
Ernie Piles, War Correspondent
Narrator (voice)
Menchkin
Bartender
'Dark Town' Singer