"You've Heard About the Battle of the Century -- and the Great World War -- But Wait Until You See the Battle of All Time That the Girls Put Up for THE LAST MAN ON EARTH"
An epidemic has killed off all of the fertile men on earth, except for Elmer Smith, a hillbilly who lives out in a cabin in the Ozarks, when he is discovered, every woman on the planet begins fighting over him.

Elmer Smith
Gertie
Frisco Kate
Hattie
Elmer's Pal
Dr. Prodwell
Elmer's Mother
Red Sal
Elmer's Father
Paula Prodwell
Furlong
Elmer - age 8 (prologue)