"THEY'RE THE DAFFIEST DRAFTEES IN HISTORY!"
Slip, Sach and the gang think an air-raid test is for real and join the Army.

Slip Mahoney
Sach Jones
Louie Dumbrowsky
Whitey
Chuck
Butch
Herbert Frisbie
Melvin Hatfield
Marsha Davis
Decker
Conroy
Recruiting Sergeant