"IT'S A KICK IN THE SHINS! You'll laugh till you cry At this glorious riot of fun!"
Two female song-pluggers decide to become ruthless gold-diggers, with comic results.

Flo
Dot
Colonel Joy
A.J. Smith
Mons. LeMaire
Mr. Smith
Secretary
Waiter
Elderly Fashion Show Spectator
The 'Yoohoo' Man
Mr. Foster
Elderly Fashion Show Spectator