"The travel agency promised George Lollar a peaceful island getaway. They lied."
George Lollar takes his family on vacation with "Club Sand", a shoddy and untrustworthy company. On their tropical island, they find soldiers everywhere, an unhelpful staff, inhospitable accomodation and undesirable holiday makers, but everyone except for George manages to have fun in the sun.

George Lollar
Sheila Lollar
Phil Cocoran
Jessica Lollar
Bartender
Curt
Pino
Bobby Lollar
Brad Lollar
Walter Ambrose
Dorothy Cocoran
Veroneeka