Z-movie actor Bruno Martel has hero syndrome, often quarrelling with directors. He meets fellow actor Doris, who is obsessed with Ophelia but cannot get any Shakespearean bookings. One day, during a nervous breakdown, Bruno 'rescues' Doris from the set, leaving town to encounter various absurd situations.

Bruno Martel
Florence
Doris / Ofelia
Ann Shimpton
Joe
Garibaldi
The Manager
The Producer
Woody Vanderberg Scott
Gay Man in Sauna