While riding the bus one day, night watchman Jack Crawford gets distracted by a beautiful girl and has his gun stolen. To get it back, he enlists the help of local wise guy, Eddie, and their search reveals the bizarre characters lurking in the strange underworld of a sleepy New Jersey suburb.

Jack Crawford
Eddie DeLuca
Kate
Andrew
Judy
Sandy
Frankie
Jonathan
Gert
Tom Coffee
Jack's Mother
Judy's Father